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Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
4:52 pm - Excrement

So, how about that feces?

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Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
10:09 am

totally rediculous

when a store is closed, why should they have to let you in to shop? oh, so that you don't accuse them of being racist i guess :/

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Friday, April 8th, 2005
11:42 am

it seems that christians believe that each person has a soul and once you die, it has left the body. that our skin is just a container for our spiritual being. at least, that 's what i think they believe. and if that's the case, why are all of these people going out just to look at the dead shell of the pope? i don't get it.
well, i suppose they're "honoring" him by doing so, but i don't know. it just seems to go against what they believe.
of course, i'm sort of making this up because i don't know exactly what they believe and there's probably some passage that says "you must honor a dead body by staring at it even though it's starting to rot and get stinky" that i just don't know about.
i can't take a lot of people seriously when it comes to great displays of anything regarding religion. any religion.
i'm reminded of a passage from the bible, can't remember the exact wording but it was basically: don't stand on the streetcorner and yell about how righteous you are when you are doing nothing to back up your words.

ok, that didn't tie in as well as i wanted it to. but still. i'm just annoyed w/ the popes body being paraded around every time i turn on the tv.

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Saturday, April 2nd, 2005
3:32 pm

the pope died. wow. if i was catholic i still wouldn't care.

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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
11:31 pm


is marriage just a religious ceremony, or does it really mean anything in the context of love and relationships?

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Friday, February 4th, 2005
1:27 pm - HA ha ha ha!

this just confirms my opinions of people, totally!

please view one of the reasons why i made the poop_regime community in the first place.


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Sunday, December 12th, 2004
11:01 am - wow


ATTENTION: the poop regime does not advocate KILLING people who hold different opinions than themselves. thank you for tuning in for this public service announcement


on another note, i've always disliked South Park, but i saw the episode about "the passion..." (movie) and it was so funny.

current mood: talkative

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2004
2:10 pm - A very special bonjour from Boutique

Toodles everyone!
Please visit my LJ and follow my fabulous adventures!


Tah tah!

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Saturday, June 12th, 2004
3:28 pm

i can't believe i never wrote about this.

my boyfriend's dad, who was a harley ridin', rock music listenin', semi-normal person has suddenly become a devout Jehovah's Witness-er.

my boyfriend went over there one day to drop something off, and the house was filled with Witness books, every room, even the bathroom had two.
and the places where he used to have movies and cds in the living room by the t.v., were all filled with books.

he's also been sending out religious type e-mails to everyone on his list (good thing i'm not on there because i would be pissed), and his son has tried to rationalize with him and discuss the bible, etc. and how that particular religion skews it to their liking (more than others which i suppose do the same thing) and he's just not willing to discuss "the facts", which to me shows how dumb your freaking religion is! if you can't even debate it, if you don't even want to hear another person's point of view, you're brainwashed and stupid!

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
7:09 pm

the most absolutely annoying thing about the fact that my exhusband is part of a very fundamentalist/extremist christian church in which his parents are the ministers is that my kids come up here and try to get the babysitter saved.

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Wednesday, May 19th, 2004
9:06 pm - Let's hear it for Jack Chick!

Just a reminder that many of the images from chick tracts work very well on metal/punk flyers.

Someone gave me "Bad Bob" yesterday, and added "here's some good news for you".

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Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
5:00 pm - it's a nice day for a white wedding

i'm getting married and i am going to have a non religious ceremony. we are looking for a judge. if anyone has any good ideas of non religious wedding resources in MN please let me know. or if you know of a good person to perform the ceremony please let me know.
also, if anyone has experience with this, do you know if we have to mention to the judge that we want it to be non religious, or is that how they do it? i suppose we'll talk with the person before, i just don't know how this works yet. i feel like i'll mention that and they'll be offended or something.

we're going to a wedding expo thing next weekend to check things out, but i'm sure there won't be anything we're looking for.

i know there is an agnostic league of mn or something that can perform ceremonies, but i heard that they'll then try to make you join. i don't even consider myself agnostic. i won't affiliate myself with anything, because in large groups people forget how to think on their own.

current mood: curious

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2004
5:52 pm

there's this commercial on cartoon network every day, several times a day that drives me crazy...
it's a commercial for a christian pop cd, and it's like 5 minutes long and they play clips from all the songs it seems like. it's called "worship together" and it's horrible! and the damn songs get stuck in my head, i think they have some subliminal messages!
a day does not go by that i do not see that commercial.

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Sunday, January 11th, 2004
4:59 pm - Hi All

i've changed a few things in the user info, mainly by adding a statement about not posting about pooping, just so there doesn't have to be any more confusion or arguements.
mind you, i'm not totally void of a sense of humor, i just had an intent and it wasn't being followed through as planned which upset me.
thank you to the loyal followers of the poop regime. continue to be wary of the people who want you to love their "god".

current mood: blank

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Saturday, January 10th, 2004
11:21 am - ATTENTION

I created this communtiy to rant about annoying people, particularily religious fanatics and door-to-door christians. i understand that there's not always things on that vein to post about, but i am super sick of all the stupid crap that is being posted. please read the user info again, as i've added a statement about what i do not want to see posted here.
this community was started with a sense of humor of course, between friends who thought they should start a regime against certain types of people. the name was just a fitting because it's unpleasant and non-religious. if you post about poop again i will ban you from my community. start your own community and talk about taking a shit as much as you like.
thank you and have a nice weekend.

current mood: angry

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Tuesday, November 25th, 2003
12:05 pm

This is a post from a while ago from my personal journal. However I thought it appropiate here.

Quite Possibly the worst situation to find yourself in:

You have just entered the uber-comfortable family bathroom. You have a shit that's feels bigger than the fucking titanic. You, in anticipation of this monumental event, have gotten everything in preparation. On the counter you've got your six pack, 6 issues of maxim, your 200 watt stereo set-up blasting your favorite turd tunes, and the six rolls of toilet paper you are most assuredly going to use. You prepare with your own personalized ritual to the god of the porcelain throne, drop your pants, rub your hands, and descend your quivering ass slowly to the seat. This is where the bitch kicks in. As you pop open your first bud, kick the tunes, and start perusing the November issue of Maxim something happens that your ass didn't intend. It feels as though the factory has shut down. You feel the machinery come to a sputtering stop. You stand up look down in to the murky depths of your porcelain pool. What lies at the bottom? Two kitten sized turds. At this point to fall over, pants still around your ankles, and begin to sob gently.

God that sucks.

current mood: giggly

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Friday, November 21st, 2003
1:16 am

I totally forgot that today while I was waiting for a light to turn green there was a lady in an escort next to me and she picked a HUMONGOUS BOOGER and stuck it to her windsheild.

current mood: GROSS

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Sunday, November 9th, 2003
7:39 pm - STUPID

i saw, by far, the stupidest lisence plate EVER today.


and it was on a mitsubishi eclipse driven by a middle aged man.

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